What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are some of the best practices for integrating generative AI tools like Claude AI into a company's existing workflow?

Then came..

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are the best AI recruiting tools and AI hiring software available today?

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

CNN Gets A Big Viewership Bump With Live Telecast Of ‘Good Night, And Good Luck’ - Deadline

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Nuts and Butts

Flash floods kill 3 in West Virginia, several people missing after inches of rain fell in 30 minutes - CBS News

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Marines in LA as ICE protests spread to more U.S. cities: In photos - Axios

So they tried

Still no good.

share office space ...

Scientists Discover Exercise Creates 'Youth Molecule' That Could Reverse Aging In Muscles And Bones - Study Finds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What Casper Ruud said about Carlos Alcaraz after he won his first ever Grand Slam title back in 2022 at the US Open - The Tennis Gazette

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

'Rock Showman' uncovers sandstone stegosaur near Whitby - BBC