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No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
No go.
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So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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Thumbs down again.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No way
Nuts and Butts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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So they tried
Still no good.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
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